F@ttZy zlny

f@ttZy zlny (Pronunciation: FEIZ LOA-nee, Christafarian: f@ttZy zlny) is one of the great deities in the Hydroelectric Dam universe. He is the third of the three sons of Chrishnu (the other two being MC Autism and Ramadan Kid). f@ttZy zlny currently resides on Earth and, in his current form, possesses the body of Steve Irwin with luscious pink hair. Whenever a human speaks to him, their hair slowly turns pink after they die which was later called "The Pinking Effect". This was first observed by The Professor when the corpse of f@ttZy zlny's cat was exhumed because of high levels of radiation being emitted from the corpse into the surrounding dirt, killing plant life in f@ttZy zlny's front garden. Like all deities in the Hydroelectric Dam universe, f@ttZy zlny is immortal in his current form and has the ability to travel between dimensions at will.

Early Life
f@ttZy zlny was created by Chrishnu approximately 12.1 billion years ago. He grew up in Chrishnu's Pocket Dimension along with MC Autism and Ramadan Kid. When intelligent human life arose on the planet Earth, the three brothers wanted to go to Earth and live among the humans, but Chrishnu forbid them from doing this. So, the three brothers snuck into Chrishnu's office in his hydroelectric dam and used the portal in his cupboard to travel to Earth. When they first reached Earth, they took the form of a random inanimate object, f@ttZy zlny possessed the Chiya Dam in Niimi, Japan. In order for them to become human, they had to kill either an animal, a human or another deity. Ramadan Kid, who took the form of an egg, was dropped by a farmer and killed allowing f@ttZy zlny and MC Autism to gain human form, but, they had to take the body of a deceased human, f@ttZy zlny taking the body of Steve Irwin and MC Autism taking the body of 2pac. When they took human form, they brought something from their deity bodies with them. f@ttZy zlny brought his pink hair and "The Pinking Effect" and MC Autism brought an incurable and contagious brain disease called Autism.

Career
f@ttZy zlny earned most of his wealth from his career as a comedian on TV and YouTube (and occasionally live performances). He makes collaborative parody and prank call videos with Mahal al-Rashad (his son) and also makes HowToBasic-style How-To videos. He has also been featured on many other YouTube channels (such as Ten Minute Gaming). f@ttZy zlny owns a mansion and two skiing resorts and has an approximate net worth of 82 tretrigintillion USD.